JOKES! JOKES!

Fart all the times~~

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

Revenge is sweet~~

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

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Sony T90 waterproof casing MPK-THG marine pack.

Marine Pack
New-design marine housing water resistant to 40m ( diz is really an awesome feature, eventhough i'm juz using it for snorkeling ;p )
Allows access to power, shutter, playback, zoom (W/T), camera mode, under water white balance, flash, macro, image size, delete, wide zoom, previous/next image
Includes hand strap and LCD hood.
Dimensions (W x H x D) : 134 x 94 x 38mm
Weight : Approx. 260g
Material : Plastic (PC, ABS) and glass

I thought of getting this waterproof casing for my pink T90. My main purpose is to capture a beautiful underwater scene while snorkeling~~ i really adore underwater creature especially the corals and fishes~~

The price range is around RM700 to RM1,000 (sony didnt show the price detail in the website) Im not too sure whether is it too pricy for underwater casing. But i'm still contemplating whether i should by the waterproof camera instead~~
I did read through the user reviews which most of it gave a good remarks..
Seriously.... I need help~~

Underwater cameraman wannabe :)